plzbro

NOUN:

someone with poor analytical reasoning skills who either cannot, or refuses to learn fundamentals of logical problem solving and instead relies on canned "solutions" to problems from perceived internet gurus. Primarily used in the mobile device repair industry.

VERB: The act of engaging in behavior designing to elicit canned "solutions" from perceived internet gurus rather than engage in logical problem solving.

ADJECTIVE: A word to describe canned answers given to problems from perceived internet gurus.

NOUN:

plzbro technician:(initiating conversation by spamming some other business's contact form) "brother, customer's iPhone 6 not turning on, give solution plzzzzzz."

real technician: "No. Stop asking for plzbro solutions, use your brain."

VERB:

"I saw a guy plzbroing your forum last night, what a douche."

ADJECTIVE:

"That forum has no real information, it is filled with plzbros plzbroing their way to plzbro solutions that will never solve their problem."

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plzbro

A person, usually in the repair industry that has no interest in using their own brain to find and fix a problem. Instead, they would rather use someone else's brain to identify and repair the problem at hand.

Plzbro laptop not turning on. Please give me solution so I can make $300!

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