PMD

Put Me D, the act of getting someone(typically a friend) to introduce you to a guy/girl for you so u can get their number n stuff.

Hey your sister is really cute, you should totally “pmd”. No way man!!! That’s my sister!!

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PMD

PMD, or Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is a story telling game that has a great story, that can be happy, emotional, and sad. Sure, it might look just like a typical Pokemon game at first, but when you play it, you'll change your mind (and probably cry at the end too). Some games in this series are also not afraid to talk about dark stuff like death and depression. Stuff you wouldn't see in a normal Pokemon game.

Person 1: "When will the next PMD game come out?"
Person 2: "I don't know"

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PMD

pound me daddie

me: *sees someone attractive, has to tell someone about the person but is embarrassed to say pound me daddie so writes PMD*

rat: PMD
loser: what

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PMD

Stands for "Put Me Down" meaning to fill one in or catch someone up on current information/situation(s).

"Fuck these games man, it's time for you to PMD."

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PMD

PMD stands for Post Masturbation Depression and it is the period of time after masturbation when there is no desire for sexual activites.

Girl: Hi, wanna shag me?
Man: No, fuck off, i have PMD.

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PMD

Policy Manual Douche
In the workplace it refers to a middle-manager without the slightest education or wherewith-all to make, and stand by, a decision on their own. The PMD's greatest operational crutch is the company policy manual. Their only quality is having the ability to summarize rules and regulations that were written by someone else. A PMD fears repercussions from upper management and therefore stifles the possibility of a cheerful and productive atmosphere in the workplace. Without the capacity to think independently and offer viable real-world solutions to problems the PMD can literally be replaced by a 30 page company handbook.

PMD: I gotta mark you as being tardy this morning.
John: What? I stay late four days a week on my own recognizance.
PMD: Sorry, my hands are tied. You know the rules. Besides, corporate is coming down on me for allowing you to slide.
John: Sounds good. I'll also stop working overtime voluntarily since the rules state my hours as 9-5 with a 1 hr lunch.
PMD: Wish I could help you out.
John: You just did.

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PMD

PMD (Personal Mobility Devices) are devices such as kick-scooters, electric scooters, electric unicycles and electric hoverboards

Oh no! I just ran over somebody with my PMD again! :(