podunkistan

Podunkistan is a legendary fabled land located somewhere near BumfuckedEgypt, Fuckchadistan and Fuckkyleistan. A quiet farm community several hundred miles from any proper culture or progress. Dominated by MAGAs and church goers. Most people born in Podunkistan aspire to leave and never admit they were born there.

We have come so far away from Seattle that we're now broken down in Podunkistan and there's zero cell service.