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poganima

The unholy offspring of cursed copulation between a wild pogo stick and an incompetent drunk priest's failed attempt at exorcising spirits from an innocent grandma. Known to manifest on the dance floor of pop punk concerts and putrid nightmares.

As Fiona danced at the punk rock concert, the sight of a wobbly poganima bouncing beside her caused swift perspiration, reminding her of that haunting smell from her uncle's gym socks under her bed.

by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023