Poggipuss

A rare animal indigenous to the northeastern United States. The poggipusses diet consists mainly of ice cream and french fries. The poggipuss has an abnormally short butt crack. The poggipuss can often be heard using phrases such as, "Fuck this noise, I want to stuff ma face, and I'm super awesome.

I saw a poggipuss the other day. It told me it was super awesome because it had a short butt crack.