poid

A person who carries themself with the air of a twat, or tool; a person who is a nerd

Paulito is an absolute poid

POIDE

Picture Or It Don't Exist. When someone is explaining something they are doing online and another person wants evidence that said action is actually being performed.

User1: I am eating a delicious hamburger
User2: POIDE
User1: (Photo of hamburger)

Poid

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

Vagina, but an awesome name for it.

Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "What are the specials?"

Waiter: "Well, there's the hot poid, with a side of lightly toasted cack."

Customer: "That sounds delightful - I'll take it!"