Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

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polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd

reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?