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polevaulters

badass, hot body, enjoys pain,
extreme, fastest, strongest, most likely to
recieve multiple hospital bills, crazy, confident,
often attracts to other vaulters, friendly, outgoing.

Polevaulters are the greatest people living.

by borntovault December 24, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polevault

A girl with no or flat ass.

"She's hot."
"But she's a Polevault."
"What?"
"If you fucker her from behind you bottom out, because she has no cushion and you "polevault" her and fly off the bed."

Slangem Dozier

by SlangemDozier2 April 5, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pacific Polevault

The act of sprinting toward your prey, leaping forward, and plunging your penis into her vaginal cavity before using momentum to accomplish a clean dismount

Instead of normal intercourse, we decided to attempt the Pacific Polevault numerous times!

by Ya Boy Scooby October 29, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pishotti Polevault

When a guy mounts another guy in reverse cowboy position, the guy on the bottom rocks back & forth so hard it throws the dude on top off. Like a pole vault.

I bruised my ass hard doing a Pishotti Polevault last night.

by Jimmy John Bo Jackson March 12, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pishotti Polevault

When a guy mounts another guy in reverse cowboy position, the guy on the bottom rocks back & forth so hard it throws the dude on top off. Like a pole vault.

I bruised my ass hard doing a Pishotti Polevault last night.

by Jimmy John Bo Jackson March 12, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


NASA Polevault

A Daring sex manuever that if not practiced with exact percision can cause severe pain: The male lays on his back with his boner sticking straight up. The Female takes a running start and jumps on the male and insertion is gained.

Last night i had to go to the hospital for trying the NASA Polevault.

by SEXYSTEVEN November 28, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet polevaulting Jesus

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

by k2kate December 7, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž