magic poo

Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.

Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.

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The Magical Poo

A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.

Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!

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Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.