poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.

Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!

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poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

poobar

energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a turd.

'That poobar sure looks mighty delicious!'

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poobar

The bar of soap that is reserved exclusively for your anus.

"Dude, you smell like ass. I hope you used the Ivory and not the Safeguard, thats the poobar."

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poobar

A colloquial description for hashish, referring to the appearance.

Can you get me an eigth of poobar please.

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Poobarely

One that doesn’t wipe after a bowel movement

McDonald’s was out of toilet paper and I had to number 2 so today I’m a poobarely

Poobar

An elite group of thug ass og niggaz

Did you hear about what happened in Poobar?

Yeah, waffer got raped.