pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

pooftie

Adjective or noun describing someone as gay in a derogatory way.

Morrisey is such a pooftie man.

If you don't make this basket you're a total pooftie.

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poofty

generally referring to homosexual individuals it is also used as a slander to gay acting straight individuals

Look at these two poofty bastards here. They might as well be holding hands.

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Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

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Poofties

A decade of old fashioned music from the twentieth century, generally not listened to by a young age group.
Derogatary towards the form of music, not necessarily referring to the listener's sexuality.

Brother: *Listening to jazz music*
Sister: Why are you listening to songs from the poofties?
Brother: It's jazz.
Sister: More like jizz.

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Poofty-sos

A wager

Billy wager is a poofty-sos

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Oofty poofty

When you feel like OOF isn’t enough

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”

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