poon pirate

serial rapist. not one who rapes cereal, but one who pirates the poon. pooon

I just got swashbuckled by a poon pirate with a golf shoe.

twice

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Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.