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Poop Baby

A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.

OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.

by Poopmama February 16, 2009


Poop Baby

The result of semen leaking from the penis during anal sex into the vagina and impregnating the woman. The resulting child is thus, a poop baby.

I always wondered why Davis was so weird...until I found out he was a poop baby.

by Mary Shelley April 04, 2007


POOP BABY

A kid named Aj that was born out of his or her moms ass

David- yo Aj your a poop baby
Aj- Fuck me

by David Star May 26, 2020


Poop Baby

An alternate name for a retarded person. This is insinuating that the man or woman is retarded because he/she came out of his or her mother's asshole when they were born.

Jon was in all sped classes and he ate his own sperm so we locked him in a cage and called him a poop baby.

by KBB123 May 03, 2007


Pooping the baby batter

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.

"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"

by Daddy baby batter February 03, 2017


baby poop

Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water

Good afternoon, Father. Do you smell baby poop?

by ~GAWD~ September 26, 2010


baby poop brown

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.

{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.

by Telephony September 27, 2013