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poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 11, 2007

41πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


poop friend

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!

by ron johnson October 30, 2004

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.

Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!

by MeTheTree December 3, 2006

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


National smell your friends poop sock day

April 8, where you smell your friends poop sock.

Friend 1 β€œDude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 β€œDude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 β€œOh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 β€œYea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”

by SussierTick April 8, 2022