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When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"
Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings
Mike: Where the hell are you?
Steve: On the shitter!
Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!
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A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).
Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.
The period of time just after defacating, or taking a crap.
I spent a lot of time crying during my post-poop.
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This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.
He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.
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The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.
Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.
When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.
I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.
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