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A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.
Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.
*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”
When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.
I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.
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A slender turd similar in shape and size to that of a snake.
After noticing MCHammer camping people for extended periods of time, Ice thought he was quite the poopsnake.
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Curse commonly used at CAFN server when one accidently blows oneself to bits with a frag nade.
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A rare snake found in dark damp areas mainly sewres. The most poisonis of all the snakes, it can kill within 3 minutes with venom that boils the blood and collapses the heart. The snake gets its name from the destenct look of a pile of scat (poop) and its unbearable smell that for some reason only humas can smell which is why people dont get bitten very often by this anke which is why you never hear of it.
Brown eyed poopsnake, Green poopsnake, Baby poopsnake
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