A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.
As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me
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One whose inability to hold their bowels is the defining characteristic of their company. The stench of their full diaper overwhelms bystanders, and is so all-encompassing as to infect their views, and their breath, and cause disgust to others. Some poopapotami are also affected by brain rot.
Donald Trump is known to be a poopapotamus, whose diaper frequently needed changing on set of The Apprentice.