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pooper scooper

A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.

Do you think Barney Frank's boy toy is in it for his looks? Of course not. He's a pooper scooper.

by Dub Dub Lifer November 24, 2010

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pooper scooper

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.

I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!

by Nick Estes February 21, 2006

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pooper scooper

Used in place of "Oh, shit." especially when trying not to curse.

"I lost my car keys. Oh, Pooper Scooper."

by Steve December 22, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooper scooper

Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.

I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.

by MrAcuraIntegra August 14, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooper scooper

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.

t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!

by Pirates Treasure October 13, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooper scooper

Used in place of "idiot" or ect. to express anger and/or frustration at so called pooper scooper.

That was quite a rude remark, you are a pooper scooper.

by Anastacia Allen June 22, 2005

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pooper scooper

term used by medical community to describe acrylic nails. Feces is inevitably lways found between the real finger nail and the acrylic nails of patients and cadavers.

"hey she doesn't have any insurance, what do we do?"

"send her to ER, how did she afford those pooper scoopers?"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 2, 2005

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