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(n.) Short for commissioner. Meaning someone beyond awesome, beyond words. Only one person in a group of friends can possess this title.
Commish isn't God; God is Commish.
Commish works 60% of the time, every time.
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Commish is another name for Commission but 100% different take the definition of Commission on www.investopedia.com
A commission is a service charge assessed by a broker or investment advisor for providing investment advice or handling purchases and sales of securities for a client. There are important differences between commissions and fees, at least in the way these words are used to describe professional advisors in the financial services industry.
www.investopedia.com/terms/c/commission.asp
Now read the meanings of Commish:
100% dependent on the work force performance without any arguments if there is they will have to go back on regular commissions no basic if the work force tries to take over the building the job becasue the manager is completely dependent on the earnings becasue he/she needs to pay the if there is the mortgage for the building and the work force 50% earnings from the work force from each individuals that's what they will all earn from there jobs for each days or weeks or months and years, from the 100% of what the work forces earning %50 of that is earned and goes towards %50 of the mortgage unless the manager sees that there are more pressing matters to pay for!?
"How much Commish do you earn then!?" "Same as you" "You know, the beautiful thing about all this Commish the world is earning, well some parts of the world it don't matter if your a man or woman its all the same earning's equal pay a!?"
a commission, drawn or written by a commissioner (artist or writer) for money
Hey artist, can you do me a commish of x character in waist-up?
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The tip or bribe paid to a contractor, agent, official,, short for "commission" but rarely above the table.
I got 3 grand commish for that thing.
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The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.
~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.
~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.
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When one has had to much to drink, and can no longer function on their own.
Oh shit Raquel is outta commish, again..
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This sums up any corrupt fantasy football commissioner. They are typically few and far between but when you have one, you'll know. They usually always win and have suspect trades go through every season.
"man K-dub is such a corrupt commish, I don't even want to try anymore".
"Yeah man, probably the most corrupt commish I know is K-dub".