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To defecate and masturbate at the same time.
Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.
The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
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While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off
I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.
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v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.
Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.
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When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”
Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.
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Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass
Dom: I'm Dark
Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.
Leo: Did you pooperbate it?
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Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating
Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.
1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.
2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."
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