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poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

by VicsterLovesLil June 21, 2011


poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.

I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.

by seaglass April 23, 2006

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poopportunity

The opportunity to take a poop, especially when on a vacation around a group of people, or when hanging out with a new crush.

Once the boys left the house to grab some food, Mary realized she finally had a poopportunity and ran to the bathroom.

by Love for the Big Girl September 25, 2013


Poopportunity

1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop

1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!

by Brunette Barby October 26, 2018


Poopportunity

The opportunity to poop.

If I hadn't kept you awake, you would have missed your poopportunity

by Shea Hey January 9, 2019


Poopportunity

When you are given an unexpected opportunity to poop.

Walking into the school's empty washroom, I was pleasantly surprised the the poopportunity as I had been in dire need all day.

by TeacherAF April 19, 2019