poopsourcing

When a project manager distributes parts of a project to people who work on the project on their laptops and smart phones while they're sitting on the toilet.

Manager: Johnson! How did you manage to get this report done so fast?

Johnson: I've found a place where everyone has free time and turned it into productivity.
Johnson: I call it "poopsourcing".

Manager: Excuse me. I have to go burn this report.

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