pooty-poots

Nickname for a small, red headed boy that has a tendency to toot and laugh out loud afterwards. Term of endearment from a father to a red-headed child.

I told pooty-poots that I love him, and will be home after work.

Pooty Poot

What George W Bush calls Russian president Vladimir Puttin.

That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.

pooty bo poot

A large Lady that took a hot fudge steamer on a dog.

Your mother is a pooty bo poot

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.