The Most Vicious Man In History.
Physically identified by his inhumanly huge forearms (and possibly, calf muscles), squinty eye, pipe-smoking habit, and incessant mumbling and mispronunciation of words, this cartoon/comic strip sailor from many years ago is typically found fighting anyone from his rival "Bluto", to Sinbad the sailor himself, for the affection of the possibly anorexic and incredibly small-breasted "Olive Oyl".
Best known for his fondness of a certain green leafy vegetable, Popeye (already a fairly rough and tough individual) has been known to increase in strength, agility, speed, and nearly every other positive physical attribute as a result of his eating of Spinach. Also, inexplicably, upon the consumption of said Spinach, songs such as "Three Cheers for the Red, White, and Blue" and certain other notable pieces of classic patriotic music tend to play out of nowhere, along with a small portrait of a turbine engine, piston, or cannon firing being strangely superimposed over Popeye's bicep.
Should you ever be in a situation where you have offended/attacked/are caught in a barfight with Popeye, and must defend yourself, restrict his spinach consumption at all costs. If this is impossible, your only option is to run. For the love of God, just turn and run, because as soon as you hear that music start playing, it's too late. What is that? What is that song!? Oh God, he's heard me! Oh my God, not that, no Popeye, noooaaaaaaieeeee-
I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam! -Popeye
"I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eat's me spinach... I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" -Popeye
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Found at carnivals and State Fairs in 70's & 80's , he was a black man in a sideshow who could make his eyeballs bulge out of his eye-sockets. thus giving him the name "Popeye"
Hey, lets go see Popeye when we get to the fair.
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When you jack off to much and your arms get swollen to shit.
After jacking my dick so hard I developed a Popeye arm.
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Being High on Crystal Methamphetamine
Damn Miguel was so popeyed last night, he went for a late night run
That guy is moving pretty fast he must be hella popeyed
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Also known as "the popeye"; a sexual technique where after ejaculating on, in or near your partner you save some of the sperm and smear some on her eye so that when she wakes up in the morning her eye is stuck shut making her look like Popeye.
If you add a Dirty Sanchez it becomes "the Poopdeck Pappy" (Poopdecks are done mainly while partner is awake and is not a true popeye).
I gave my girl a popeye and she socked me in the jaw after I said "now blow me down, biotch!"
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Performing a blow job out the side of ones mouth. Like the position of Popeye's pipe.
Suck it like Popeye
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The action of ejaculating into a womans eye causeing here eye to puff up resulting in her looking like popeye
"my girlfriend went blind in her right eye because i gave her to many popeyes
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