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This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?
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When youâre blowing your girlfriendâs back out, while she had the stomach flu, and she starts emptying her mud cannon like itâs going out of style. The reasonable thing to do is jam your thumb into her asshole and finish your bang session as fast as possible.
Things really took a turn for the worst last night. I was giving my girl the business when she starting shitting everywhere. I pulled out all the stops and gave her the olâ Kentucky Plug and needless to say sheâs leaving me.
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Another name for a firearm suppressor.
I like that little whisper pickle, it stops my ears from ringing.
When your fucking someone in the ass and you don't pull out. So like a Twinky, the ass is cream filled.
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I forgot to pull out. I then said, " So the Twinky Technique does work."
When you jack off to much and your arms get swollen to shit.
After jacking my dick so hard I developed a Popeye arm.
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