The lord pope after John-Paul-Pants the,.. something died. The Popula makes you go to church, naked, and now all you do in church is rock out. It's pretty much a party, and anyone who says shit, well, they fight the popula to death. Guess who wins, FUCKIN POPULA BITCHES.And, he blesses people by spitting on them, also, he eats babies.
-Everyone:"Holy Shit, did you just see the Popula drive by in his bullet-proof golf cart? Man I love that guy."
-Everyone else:"Yea, I've givin that guy head."
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the pope's cousin, Count Popula, a magical monster with pencils for arms
Did you see Count Popula on "Home Movies" last night?
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