porkadoodle

noun

A female variety of the homo sapiens species that; is within the boundaries of reproductive age, is generally regarded as cute and or attractive, and in spite of being slightly overweight is thought of as sexually desirable by her male peers.

Porkadoodles, available in all personalities and socioeconomic statuses, are generally thought to be a physical microcosm of the social or cultural groups of which they are a part.

John prefers porkadoodles because he has found them to be just as enjoyable but far less trouble than smokin’ hot girls.