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any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.
oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece
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noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.
Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
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Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
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1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.
2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"
Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"
Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
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Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.
Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.
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An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
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A person with little value beyond attractiveness.
The only reason to date Paris Hilton would be her pornamental value.
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