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Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.
Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
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The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.
“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”
When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.
Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.
"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."
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