port adelaide is the worst team in the AFL.
Oliver Phitzner: im a port adelaide supporter and i am a retard.
Port Adelaide entered the AFL in 1997 for people to laugh at. The team has since been a joke, especially in recent years.
Their coaching team has a policy of "winning by fluke" such as the occasion in round 5 earlier this year when they secured 4 points upon a half-strength St Kilda side.
Since 1997, Membership and game numbers are on a steady decline, and the club recently having to accept sympathy money from the AFL and SANFL.
Wanna hear a joke? Port Adelaide
The best AFL team out there! I am a supporter and must admit it is a bit of a ghetto where people wear snoop dogg clothing and dada
Port Adelaide, the team that won the AFL Primership in 2004.
A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T