power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

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Power poop

When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.

Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me
Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long
Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!

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Power Poop

A poop/poops that comes out of your anus so fast that the impact makes the water reach your butt cheeks.

"Dude, I just had a power poop. Now I have to take a shower."

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Power Pooping

The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.

Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"

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poop power

When you dont wash your hands after you take a shit. Then you try and touch people but they will always move away. From this advantage you can demand anything you want

DJ SkiZZ: " HAHAHAHA i didnt wash my hands!!"

kid: " Dude get the hell away from me and stop trying to touch me!!"

DJ SkiZZ: " I HAVE THE POOP POWER!!"

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