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pre-gift

The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.

To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."

To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"

by gadzooks123 November 4, 2008

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Pre Indian gift giver

When your son buys you a present and tells you what it is, then turns around and sells it before he gives it to you on Christmas. Such a Grinch act. 😢💔

A Pre Indian gift giver is when your son buys a Christmas present for his mother, tells her what it is and then turns around and sells it as he needed money. Grinch A total let down heartbreaking her heart.

by The Grinch's sister December 18, 2016