Pregnazy

The 9-month long insanity that a pregnant women experiences which can include: stupidity, long- and short-term amnesia, inability to complete simple actions, inability to keep food in their mouth and a sudden fluctuation of (sometimes simultaneous) emotions. Similar to PMS, except 100-fold and lasts for 9 loooooong months.

Husband to Friend: "OMG! My wife is so pregnazy! Last night, she yelled at me for being 5 minutes late to dinner then broke down in tears and then started laughing, ate some ice cream and took a nap - all before I could sit down to eat!"

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pregnazi

A pregnant woman who sporadically lashes out on someone due to enhanced hormonal irritation

Its just your pregnazi talking.