(or pre-jesus) Adverb: Defines embarrassing nasty, immoral or illegal things people do before they get "religion".
Dave: Dude, check it out! I downloaded a copy of Prejean's sexting video.
Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?
Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
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