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Pretendo

A parody video game system to Nintendo featured in an episode of Nickelodeon's Doug.

Dude, like let's totally play Pretendo.

Awesome possum, dude, but you're totally ruining my life!

by El Peinado January 20, 2005

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Pretendo

The game system that a small child is *actually* playing, as opposed to one that they *think* they are playing, when you give them a controller that is not connected to anything.

Player 1: Jane, come over and we can gank some scrubs on Call of Duty!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!

by Chef Dionysus2 November 16, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pretendo

fake, weak, not very potent weed. a parody of Endo.

i know a lot of ya'll niggaz out there think you smokin' dro, but you actually smokin PRETENDO!
-young buck

by boom boom b July 28, 2004

48๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pretendo

Pretend Endo, very potent Stress with a high similar to Chronic.

That's some bammer weed, where's all the pretends (pretendo) at?!

by Robert Munoz March 9, 2008

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Pretendo

1. Commonly coined term used by jealous idiots who got stuck with a useless system that has pretty shitty games, aka Playstation ...

2. Another Term for Playstation, the game console which pretends to be better than Nintendo ... thus, Pretendo!

1. "LOL!!!!1111one D00d, like Pretendo sux cuz everyone has one except for me and all that I can play now is 'FF 654: Why cant we all just die already?' ... fuck ..."

2. "I feel srry for you, being stuck with a Pretendo ... get a Gamecube ..."

by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004

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Pretendo

Some one that thinks they know what they're talking about when it comes to video games or High Tech gadgets.

Max is such a Pretendo he said that the "Gravity Hammer is what all the Pros use". When everybody knows that Grav hammers are for Noobs.
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The only reason Matt took Comp Tech was to play games and watch clips of last night's football game.

by Tyler Mahon October 18, 2007

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pretendo

west coast term. Better then stress but not as good as chronic... or SHITTY ASS CHRONIC or BOMB ASS STRESS

can get a 8th for about 10 or 15 dollars

ayo i dont got much money so ima just get some pretendo

by burn out April 24, 2005

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