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A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.
John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.
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A type of sexual kink or deviancy which involves becoming animalistic during sex. Can include scratching, biting, general brute force, and animal-type noises like howling, snarling, growling, etc. The dominants in this kink community are sometimes referred to as primal hunters and the subs are primal prey.
New sex partner: You got any kinks? Do you like rope or whips or something? Cause I'm cool with whatever.
You: Umm, yeah... I'm a primal hunter.
New sex partner: ...oh (holy shit Imma die tonight)
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When your true sexual instinct comes to light, you mate ferociously like your primal ancestors.
Friend 1: "Hey, how was sex with that blonde chick last night?"
Friend 2: "Dude, I hadn't jerked off in nearly 2 weeks, so I went full primal on her. The only thing she saw the whole night was the pillow."
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to get angry, to loose all self control, to be at another level of existence
holy shit, chad is going to go primal in a second
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In an animal-like manner showing lack of significant cognitive skills. Often times resorting to impulse instead of reason in extreme emotional situations.
Man, when he saw dude reach for his beer, he went all primal like a hibernating bear that got woke up.
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When a girl (usually of college age) looses all her inhibitions on the dance floor and resorts to her primal instincts and gets on all fours while simultaneously continuing to dance and rub her ass against her partners crotch like she forgot to wipe her ass. Usually results in sex afterwords.
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Frat bro 1: Doode you see Jenny last night?
Frat bro 2: Yeah man, bitch got 'primal' all over your shit.
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When someone becomes so infuriated and vexed to the point they go apeshit and obliterate anything in it way.
"Bro did you see the way Abdi went primal yesterday?!"
"Wallahi man, Peter had to get facial reconstruction surgery."