The swelling of the part of your brain that makes you do stupid, loud, and/or destructive things. Usually as a result of residing in Pritchard Hall, the largest all-male dorm west of the Mississippi.
Goddammit, I just broke (insert expensive possesion here)!.. my pritcharditis is acting up again.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, mutha fucka!" 'What the Hell was that?' 'Probably just pritcharditis...'
Man, someone cut the brand-new big screen tv! effin' Pritcharditis...
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A man/woman of many talents to the point of winding people up.
He is such a clever Pritchard he can do anything.
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A state of stupidity so profound as to cause all those around the individual to become enraged to the point of murder.
George bush has been diagnosed as pritcharded
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A Pritchard I a human being who is lost and does not understand the most basic of information. A Pritchard never acknowledges that they are lost and may tend to be clueless. A Pritchard also has a big dick and when confronted does not reciprocate oral sex
"Ay Thomas you a Pritchard" - Meaning they are a retard
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In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.
The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.
To score a goal by means of goal hanging
Oh my gosh he's pulling a pritchard...quick mark him!
Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.
Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!
Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.
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