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Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.
The eternal procrastination of constipation.
Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.
Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.
The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.
Also,
Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating
I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.
I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.
Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.
Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy
"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"