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An even asshole-y version of marmite.
Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?
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Pretty much the most badass thing in the history of the world
Sanjeem is soooooooooo Promit
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Vomiting while partying
Adams drank so much at his birthday party and starting promitting the whole night - what a trooper
What many people feel like doing around prom season when all anyone can seem to talk about is prom, which includes every detail about your dress, who your date is, and of course letting everyone within 5 feet of you know about all of your group's drama. Well guess what? NO ONE CARES.
Within 5 minutes of class Donna found the need to tell me all of her prom plans. I learned that her dress is actually pink not fuchsia, Joe is getting kicked out of their group because he won't pay the $75 party bus fee, and pictures are going to be at Stacy's now because she has a spiral staircase with 34 steps and Harold doesn't...Now I'm going to go promit all over the next person who mentions prom.
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Pormit is a sad frog that has no friends. Promit is also ungrateful for what he has and constantly seeks attention. Known for being a dead last as well as a loser
Person 1- "look at promit, hes bothering the girls from table 3
Girls- "promit stop. We won't go on a date with you!, teacher! Hes bothering us!"
Teacher- "promit, detention for 2 weeks"
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Promit is a green frog, also known as a loser and dead last
Christina: look at promit the frog guys
Adrain: haha, did you guys see my ig post about promit "has no friends"
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The act of becoming so intoxicated during prom that you puke everywhere
Did you see La'dasha last night? that bitch promited all over the dance floor
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