ps89

elementary school in battery park city NYC that makes little kids join the mafia (as they call it the 89 maf) and train these kids for battles. this is a very unfair and strange learning curriculum that the school provides that manipulates these small children to thinking they are apart of this. these children will grow into very independent and studious strong kids.

random person: wow is that kid who’s doing flips attend ps89?

mom: yes! he’s my son and he’s ready for the 89maf