pseudocrap

The bits and pieces of undigested food left in your crap. Usually in the form of vegetables especially corn. The word comes from the Latin and English roots of "not quite crap."

Guy: Baby, come here and check out all the pseudocrap in my crap!

Girl: Honey, please don't use big words you don't understan.... OH MY GOD! Corn!?

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