Pseudopedant

A self absorbed asshole who does not know enough to be an actual Pedant. Therefore they must invent reasons to talk down to others and “correct” them.

Someone who spews nonsensical bullshit solely for the purpose of talking down to others.

Did George just claim he knows a definition better than the dictionary?

Ya, he’s a total pseudopedant. He loves to correct people so much that he just ends up spewing nonsensical bullshit and having to be corrected himself.

Pseudopede

a mature person who accepts minors to hang out with them out of sympathy/empathy about wanting to make it with elders. because anarchy.

Chatter: 40 m usa
Chatter: asl
Chatter B: 13 m usa
Chatter: *doesn't sign out as minors would normally expect and continues for booty*
Chatter B: thanks pseudopede at least you understand :)