pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.