pucknowa

a hench penalty merchant who has a 18 incher cock and a 12 pack, scores every penalty and has 5000000 career goals. owns the best league in the world called ICA and hates jews, melo, long shots and raj

person 1: hey have you heard about pucknowa
person 2: the penalty king? i wish i could lick his feet so bad omg im creaming