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Puke-Shit

This is the countercessor Shit-Puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.

"I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"

by Haryazz December 12, 2003


Puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 7, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


puke on shit

when two bad things happen to compound one another. Like if you see shit and it makes you puke. When things are already going bad and something comes along and makes it worse. Can be an action of puking on shit. Like kicking someone while they are down.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash, Puke on shit man.

I was depressed and you just puked on my shit.

by Clarke Anderson December 14, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puke-Dick & Shit

So one night youโ€™re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, youโ€™re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?

Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano itโ€™s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I canโ€™t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club wonโ€™t know.

Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre thatโ€™s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?

by Stoney69 March 25, 2020


Shit Puke

verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.

(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."

(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.

by Pooke May 22, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit-puke

you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke

Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!

Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.

by swagmen69420blazeit February 4, 2015