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1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.
2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.
3. doing something obviously hypocratic
4. see emo
See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.
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When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.
You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time
1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."
2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"
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Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.
Don't pull a Jared.
When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.