Pulling a dick

Having the day off school/work when a valuable piece of assessment (such as a physics assignment or Math Exam) is due. Derived from Richard's name (the original and most famous Dick Puller)

1.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?

Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.

2.
John: Are you going to school today?

Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.

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pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

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pulled a Dick

pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.

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Pull a Dick Cheney

To pull a Dick Cheney is to shoot someone in the face, often times claiming it was an accident or saying you thought they were a quail.

Stop-it or I'll pull a Dick Cheney on you!

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Pull a Dick Smith

To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.

Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.

Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.

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pulling my dick

Pulling my dick means to be joking with me/messing with me, or not being serious.

Are you pulling my dick? (are you joking with me?) (are you being serious?)

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pulling my dick

to joke or wreak havoc. exactly similar to "pullin my leg" but with a twist.

phil: "hey you know that this coupon is expired."

rupert: "seriously? you pulling my dick?"

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