pulling a Jodi

Speculating/Creating a relationship that does not exist.

You: "He so likes you. He invites you to everything."
Me: "No...we're friends. You're pulling a Jodi"

Barack: "Hey, me and Romney are so best friends."
Michelle Obama: "No, You're just pulling a Jodi"

Kim Kardashian: "Hey, what's pulling a Jodi?"
Ray J: "You thinking that we're dating."

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Pulled a Jodi

When a person spills their drink on their computer and equipment.

I just pulled a Jodi now I have Mountain Dew on my cords.

Pulling a Jody

Adjusting the cards in your latest Magic deck, eating a large meal, taking a fat shit, or finishing a game of Madden. The more of those the better. This is usually done while a group of friends or family is waiting for u to so they can do something important, and takes and inordinately long time

Kid: Hey Mom, where’s dad? We’re gonna be late to my last baseball game of the season
Mom: IDK
Other kid: Oh, Dad’s in there pulling a Jody. He’s finishing up his dinner on the toilet. He got mad and told me to give him a minute when I told him u said to hurry up

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