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What the cavemen used for birth-control
Caveman 1- I can't believe Ulga is pregnant again!
Caveman 2- You should do what I do.
Caveman 1- What's that?
Caveman 2- Try pulling out.
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Pulling ones penis out before ejaculation, this is done to prevent pregnancey. this DOES NOT WORK. the penis has already sent out pre-cum by this time, ur just waisting the rest of ur sperm
jenny- billy im pregnant...
billy- thats impossible i pulled out.
jenny- u twat dont u listen in health that doesnt work!
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to leave a parking lot with your penis, or to pull out your vehicle from a vagina.
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To pull your penis out of a woman's vagina and excreat bodily fluids. A common form of contraception, until filthy sailors started travelling around the world spreding diseases from port to port.
Todd thought he was swift, until he pulled out too late and ruined his life in the process
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Pulling your dick out of your random girls vagina before u get her knocked up
Old Bessy, I just didn't pull out soon enough. Now she's knocked up and we have little bessie jr.
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A method of birth control heterosexual couples tend to use. Right before ejaculating, male pulls out his penis to prevent pregnancy.
Girl: ‘Do you have a condom?’
Guy: ‘Nah it’s alright. I’ll be pulling out’
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what your parents forgot to do
Don't be like your parents: remember to pull out.
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