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I had pumpkin pie last night. Its like masterbation for the taste buds.
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Created by the fanfiction writer Cassandra Claire, "Pumpkin Pie" is the title of the relationship, or "ship" in fanfiction terminology, between Hermione Granger and Harry Potter. It is believed that this name arised from a story of Ms. Claire's, in which after kissing Harry Potter, Hermione thought that he tasted like pumpkin pie.
Although canon now proves the romance unlikely, I still ship Pumpkin Pie!
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Tom: Did you see that sweet assed red head?
Joe: Yeah. I want a slice of that pumpkin pie!
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The greatest pie ever. It has yummy flakey crust and a creamy pumpkin filling that has a slight cinnamon flavor. I recommend getting it from Costco because its so good and I could eat it all day everyday.
person 1: "I see you have some pumpkin pie from Costco"
person 2: "Yes I do and it is very scrumptious and i also have whipped cream because it tastes good onto of the pie."
person 1: "Can I have some"
person 2: "NO IT IS MINE FOREVER" *runs away screaming and throws his hands up in rage but drops the pie and then digs a hole, crawls into it and dies because he can't get another pie because they are out of stock at Costco*
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when a guy busts a nut on a redhead's face
I heard John gave Mary quite the pumpkin pie last night.
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a dessert made of still born babies.
this pumpkin pie is muy delicioso!
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when someone ejaculates in your face then shits in your face and mouth during intercourse. the white and brown color create a tan/orange color like the filing in pumpkin pie.
i just gave a pumpkin pie to my girlfriend's sister last night.
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